Kids say the Damnedest Things (about Valaggua)
Earlier today while driving home from preschool my son informed me he wanted to tell me something, so I paused my podcast.
Valaggua is mean because he has 12 legs.
I had to know more, here is the sum knowledge of Valaggua cleaned from his tiny weird imagination.
Valaggua
- huge, mean monster
- shaped like a frog
- 12 legs like a frog with frog hands
- lives underground and comes out of the ground
- has lava on his back
- makes lava filled cracks when he stomps
- if you draw a picture of him he comes out of the picture
Clearly Valaggua is a frog like demon of the deep earth. I won't insult you by providing a stat block for him (I'm lazy), but it seems a certainty that he has 12HD and armor as plate. At any given time I imagine he can attack with half of his legs but is large enough that he wouldn't be able to bring more than 3 of them to bear against any one target. What he wants is inscrutable to me, hopefully my son will be able to provide more information in the coming days.
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